If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway.
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If slow computers drive you CRAZY.
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
Every. Single. Time.
Specifically true for ice cream. It fills up the corners.
Proof of that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(That's the only time I need to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Detales inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dail soap: "Directions: use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) : "Do not turn upside down." (Well... Duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating" (.......and you thought?.......)
On Nytol Sleep aid:"Warning may cause drowsiness." ( And... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor and outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm,huh?)
On Sunsbury peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh..... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.
Romans 10:9 New International Version (NIV)
9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
Ephesians 2:8-9 New International Version (NIV)
8 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— 9 not by works, so that no one can boast.