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1: what goes up but never comes down? A. Age |
2: what word breaks when you say it? A. silence |
3: what has eyes but cant see? A. a patato |
Silver |
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Breed: Missouri Fox Trotter Gender: Colt Coat: Grey Owner: littlewind |
Create-A-Horse made by izzyhorselover |
Put this on your page if you are against animal abuse.
You see a boy hitting a puppy with a baseball bat, 97% of people would yell STOP!, 2% would cheer him on and 1% would hit the boy with the bat then take the puppy if you are part of that 1% put this on your page In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunsbury's peants: "Warning: contians nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
Athena |
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Breed: Welsh Cob Gender: Filly Coat: Black Owner: littlewind's Mom |
Create-A-Horse made by izzyhorselover |
wow you are almost at the end! u have skill to finsh this! just one more thing!