I am at a competition the 5th through 6-7th or something. I am entering in photography, singing (I didn’t volunteer for a solo. But they want me to do a solo. So I’m doing a solo. Against my will, but I’m doing a solo. We aren’t panicking.) and expressive poetry. (I’m quoting The Man from Snowy River. For those of you who know it, you know it is REALLY long. If you don’t know it, message me. I’ll respond... after those days.) I just found out about it so I’ve basically had 2 weeks to pull everything together for something people have been preparing for since December. Fun times. All that to say, (I ramble when I’m stressed.) I won’t be on.. at all, really. I’ll respond to messages in a few days. Wish me luck!

THOSE WHO KNOW ME! A LOT HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST COUPLE YEARS SINCE I UPDATED THIS PAGE! I wrote this the first time about 2-3 years ago. So don’t be surprised that some things changed.

Hello! I’m Landy. I am originally from Australia, but moved to America at a young age where I was mostly raised. I traveled a lot growing up, and still enjoy seeing the world. I will be living in Kenya for the next couple years, picking up odd jobs, mostly around different stables or racetracks. Don’t judge the female jockey trying to make her way in the galaxy. (*cough* See what I did there? No? Not amusing? Ok. I’ll stop.)

I do not have any pets here in Kenya, unfortunately, though I wanted a goat or a donkey, my living arrangements don’t allow it. I do have a dog who is being kept by someone in the states. He’s getting a bit older now, but he’s still as playful and sweet as he can be. He’s a Havanese (with something else in there too. I’m not sure what, but he’s honestly a lot cuter than your usual Cuban castle guard dog. (Yes that’s what they were used as.)) who is scared of his own shadow but extremely smart. Most of the time. I also have a red eared slider who is also staying with a friend for my time in Kenya.

Horse Goals:

Have at least 1 uni pair of each breed

High GP thoroughbreds 

Finish my Ahkal-Teke, Gypsy Vanner, Drum horse, Fjord, Paint horse, Quarter horse, French trotter and Arabian coat collection.

Collect GA/RA coats

My sales:

In need of Zeus lighting bolts, Philosophers stones,  Golden Apples, Harmony Packs and fertility wands!  Reserve the trade and pm me and I will consider your offer. 

So if you’ve come this far and think I’m an interesting person, congratulate me for it! Because there are times when I really wish I was normal.  

Oh! And I am into soundtracks. I love most Disney soundtracks, which isn’t saying much because Disney owns everything. Disney and Amazon, people. They will own the world. Own us all. I’ve called it. One day you will look back and say, “I remember that crazy person Landy said this would happen.....”  Anyway, I love music. And that’s.. really it this time.

I was your best friend as a kitten. You threw hairbands and I brought them back to you. You would happily pet me and call me your baby girl and princess. I loved you and kept you safe from the bad dreams that you had when you were little. As you got older, you brought more boys into the home.I slept by your side at night, but when a boy was in the home, you would kick me and throw me into the closet. I waited until the boy left and you let me out. As time progressed, you stopped feeding me and giving me water. You only fed me when you bred me and sold my beloved kits. When I was old and delivered a bad litter, you threw me and my kits outside to live in the cold and darkness. My kits were blind, one deaf, and my third was born dead. I thought you cared, but I was wrong. When winterstruck, my kittens died and I lived in a trash can until the humane society found me. I was given food and shelter, but no attention that an old she-cat needed. People would look at me through my cage, they would smile and wave, but no-one ever took me home. I was too old for anyone's likings. One cold winter day, a man with tears in his eyes took me out of my cage and into a light filled room. He told me I was going to a better and pain free place. I purred and licked his hand weakly as he placed the antiseptic needle in my veins. As I closed my eyes, I thought of you, my hurtful owner, that I loved and cared for when you were young. It was I who made you laugh when you were about to cry. It was I, the old female cat, that put up with you as you grew older, and this was the thanks I got. I closed my eyes and entered a pain free place, as the lovely man promised me. Copy this story onto your page if you hate animal abuse and if it brought tears to your eyes as it did mine.

You see a teen putting a kitten into an oven that's burning hot.

95% of people would yell "QUIT IT!" 

4% of people Would say "Bake, bake!" (Idiots) 

1% of people would push everyone out of the way and grab the kitten and call 911 and have the teen arrested, and Then take the kitten straight to the vet. Put this on your page if you are part of that 1%

99% of teenage girls would give anything to have a boyfriend. Post this on your page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse!

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 1% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera yelling do a backflip!

You ask me what sport I do. I'll say Equestrian. You tell me: it's not a sport. You tell me: it's easy. You tell me it takes no skill. You tell me: we just sit there. You tell me:we aren't athletes. You tell me: it's just a silly hobby. But I ask you: have you ever trusted something so unpredictable who, with one misstep can kill us? Have you ever fallen from 10feet up,going 35mph, brushed yourself off and kept going??? Have you ever raced full speed towards a solid obstacle? Have you ever jumped something that's taller than you? So before you underestimate us, think to yourself; do you understand the true bond required? Have you ever had a team mate, ten times your size? Ask yourself that, don't judge us. Re-post if you are a proud horse rider.

98% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Put this on your page if you're the 2% who would run around your house cheering "I'll never have to hear that stupid voice again!" http://i64.tinypic.com/sctjwh.jpg

Teacher: Class can you see God?

Class: No

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No

Teacher: Then there is no God

*students raises hand*

Teacher: Yes?

Student: Can you see your brain?

Teacher: No

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No

Student: Then you don't have a brain

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up! "

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put this on their page

WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put a paper bin on your desk and lable it "in"

5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

6. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"

7. Skip rather than walk.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're just not in the mood.

11. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream " I WON, I WON! "

12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming, " They're loose! "

13. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. I have recently

If you are one of these people: If someone tells you "dont look now" but you do anyways. If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL. (me; WAIT SHE IS????) If you cant stand to hear your own voice in videos or recording. If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave. If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back. If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference. If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is. If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs. If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument is over. If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life. Repost if you’re like this

I was and still am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person: "What was your first clue?” Copy this onto your profile if you agree.

Girls: Wear high heels. Cowgirls: Wear boots. Girls: Have mustangs. Cowgirls: Have a REAL mustangs. Girls: Fall in the mud and scream! Cowgirls: Fall in the mud and laugh! Girls: Fall off the curb trying to show off and cry. Cowgirls: Fall off their horse and get right back on! Girls: Go off and cry. Cowgirls: Go off and cry into their horses' neck. Girls: Ignore this.

 Cowgirls: RE-POST THIS!!

I am TOTALLY one of these people in the 1% chance.....

99% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. 1% would laugh and slam the door in his face. Paste this on your page if your that 1%.

WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE.

Top 10 Things to do in an Elevator: 1.) Put a box in the corner and whenever anybody comes in ask them if they hear that ticking sound. 2.) When somebody presses a button make explosion sounds. 3.) Make a sign that says, "Out of Order" and ask people why it was glued to the door. 4.) Drop a pen on the floor and when somebody tries to pick it up scream, "That's mine!" 5.) In a creepy voice say, "I need a more suitable host." 6.) Stare at one of the passengers for a while then scream, "It's you!!" and back away slowly. 7.) If a person speaks to you, make your eyes really wide and say, "You can see me?" 8.) Meow occasionally 9.) When there's only one other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 10.) Stand silent and motionless facing a corner of the elevator without getting off. 11) Put this on your page if it made you smile.

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