Plz sell me a girl purebred with 11800 gp i will pay less the $50,000 though.
If any one has 25 or older horses that they don't want/ or are going to die, I'll take them please.
Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
Thanks eve36 for this
If you can read this you have a strong mind. TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3P05T 1F Y0U C4N.
Helpful Hints:
To win competitions, select the low-level button.
To get more aging points go through all of your horses, you should get around 1 per 5 horses.
If you have any more helpful hints you found in Howrse plz tell me so I can list it.
I made JMD, MMD, and Glacias and Winterwoordsavatars, plz see if you want one, I'm normally not busy and don't be afraid to ask. These days I am experimenting by making my avatar have scars, animal eyes, and colorful hair. I change it to new one I make every so often. I also started making wolf avatars and catfish ones, they are animeish style I'm not ready to make it for everyone else but If you do give me A black market object I'll do it. it doesn't matter what BM object.