Quick! the 1000th person to congratulate me gets a prize as long as you can access item exchange. PM me if that was you!
I am semi-competitive in this game. I'm just trying to get unicorns and skillers and will sell my horses for what I think is a generally fair price. If they have been on sale for more than 2 days, I will lower the price. The horses I am selling are under the "The Other Horses" tab.Some horses that are in that tab are probably not for sale because I just bought them and haven't moved them yet or they are divines in an event I am playing in.
My best ranking:1355th
I occasionally sell horses for 5,000 Equus or under. The horses, unicorns, pegasi, donkeys,and ponies I sell will be bred by myself (I don't like to sell horses I have bought or else why would I have bought them?) You can message me if you want to buy one of my horses.Unicorns are sold for 20 passes or under. To me, passes are equal to a lot of Equus (like 5,000) and so Unicorns will be sold ONLY for passes (or a very large amount of Equus).
Horses in the 'the other horses' breeding farm are not for sale unless they are already in the auction.
I will buy any unwanted horse for a reasonable price of 3000 equus and under.
If you need any help getting a starter horse for a breed, you can message me and I'll sell you:
foals: 500 equus
unis: 1000 equus
It doesn't matter what the gender is, my only requirement, it has to be a foal that I have bred, and first to message gets the foal (basically first come first serve).
My breed selection for unicorns are limited, I currently only have five breeds of them.
Coast to Coast
We are a group of players that are working towards breeding the best Lipizzans on the server. We are currently recruiting! Contact Flyingfox for more info!
My team with Flyingfox. We breed Ahkal-Tekes and are striving to be the best on the server. Recruiting is open. Please check out our team page for sales info, and joining.
My stallions are always open for coverings, if you want one of your horses covered, just message me and I can reserve a covering for you.
edited: August 16, 2020
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WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you press the walk button over and over even though you know it won't make the light turn faster.
-you hate hearing your voice in record.
I was your best friend as a kitten. You threw hairbands and I brought them back to you. You would happily pet me and call me your baby girl and princess. I loved you and kept you safe from the bad dreams that you had when you were little. As you got older, you brought more boys into the home.I slept by your side at night, but when a boy was in the home, you would kick me and throw me into the closet. I waited until the boy left and you let me out. As time progressed, you stopped feeding me and giving me water. You only fed me when you bred me and sold my beloved kits. When I was old and delivered a bad litter, you threw me and my kits outside to live in the cold and darkness. My kits were blind, one deaf, and my third was born dead. I thought you cared, but I was wrong. When winter struck, my kittens died and I lived in a trash can until the humane society found me. I was given food and shelter, but no attention that an old she-cat needed. People would look at me through my cage, they would smile and wave, but no-one ever took me home. I was too old for anyone's liking. One cold winter day, a man with tears in his eyes took me out of my cage and into a light filled room. He told me I was going to a better and pain free place. I purred and licked his hand weakly as he placed the antiseptic needle in my veins. As I closed my eyes, I thought of you, my hurtful owner, that I loved and cared for when you were young. It was I who made you laugh when you were about to cry. It was I, the old female cat, that put up with you as you grew older, and this was the thanks I got. I closed my eyes and entered a pain free place, as the lovely man promised me. Copy this story onto your page if you hate animal abuse and if it brought tears to your eyes as it did mine
Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copied from DivaGirl
10 things I know about you
1.) You are reading this
2.) You are a human
3.) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4.) You just attempted to do it
6.) You're laughing at yourself
7.) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8.)You just checked to see if there was a No.5
9.) You laughed at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it too .
10.) You are probably goings to copy this to see who else falls for it.
Copied from Raggaffin13.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around
and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew
up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born
you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when
you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man
then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Put this on your page if you
13 Ways to keep your sanity
1.Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asked you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.Skip rather than walk
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13.When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
You ask me what sport I do. I'll say Equestrian. You tell me: it's not a sport. You tell me: it's easy. You tell me it takes no skill. You tell me: we just sit there. You tell me:we aren't athletes. You tell me: it's just a silly hobby. But I ask you: have you ever trusted something so unpredictable who, with one misstep can kill us? Have you ever fallen from 10feet up,going 35mph, brushed yourself off and kept going??? Have you ever raced full speed towards a solid obstacle? Have you ever jumped something that's taller than you? So before you underestimate us, think to yourself; do you understand the true bond required? Have you ever had a team mate, ten times your size? Ask yourself that, don't judge us. Re-post if you are a proud horse rider.
Put this on your presentation if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their presentation, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this!
Remember, you are loved, we can fight through COVID, we push through as we always have. No matter what, stay strong, be kind and pass the kindness around. Also, smile, it confuses people.
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Welcome to the 'Secret' Prize-Winning Area!
If you made it all the way here,despite all warnings and remembered that this is a presentation and everything should be free to view I have a game for you! Also if you made it down here (again) and already solved any previous puzzles, you are allowed to take your shot at this one, but you aren't allowed to solve any puzzles twice.
You get 3 tries to answer the riddle:
A blind man walked into the woods, when/where does he start walking out of the woods?
PM me your answer. You get a prize if you get it correct.