Howrse - Howrse US

Hello you lovely, precious human being, you! By way of introduction, I'm KingQueenDekker, but you may call me Dek. I know my username makes it a bit confusing, but, just for clarity, I am female. I am an adult, so kids, please ask your parents before talking to me. You never know, I could be dangerous... Also, if you haven't noticed: New layout, who dis? In my old layout, I had a lovely bio all written out with hipster quotes and all my favorite fandoms, authors, books, movies etc. etc. etc. Wow. So things have definitely changed in the last few months. Life happens. You know the drill. If I get more time I'll probably fill in all those relatable things again. But, for now, scroll down for some juicy gifs and content yourselves with mystery until I reveal more about myself. Until next time, my sweet one. Au revoir!

Since I'm just getting back from a long and unexplained absence, I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to focus on. I almost always have a couple pairs of donkeys and drafts for breeding because I enjoy that. I also am really enjoying unicorns. One of my goals is to have a female, immortal uni of every breed, ideally with a GA coat. That will definitely take me awhile, but hopefully eventually I will get there. I also usually get a skiller or two for rosette wins. I guess we'll see...

If any of you have been wondering where I've been for the last, what, like six months?? I've been... away. Adventuring. Killing dragons and the like. I wish! But with all hopefulness I have returned to Bag End once more, and if Lobelia will kindly return the spoons she stole from me, I'll be back on my way to breeding and raising horses. I likely will not be joining any teams for a while just because of my time constraints, however, I'm looking forward to playing around with some new breeds if at all possible. We'll see how this goes! Also, feel free to drop me a PM any time. If you are asking about horses for sale when they are not in the sales, fair warning, I may not respond or may send a polite refusal. You have been warned. I do like to chat, especially about things I like: books, movies, TV shows, fandoms, music, D&D. etc. I pretentiously consider myself to be an intellectual, so I may quietly scoff at your poor grammar and syntax. But only in my head, of course. Don't let that scare you away. Please, come say hi any time! :)

This box is for random stuff I guess. I never really figured out what for. I just thought the placement of the box looked good with the layout style. Maybe I'll figure out a use for it. I could store my hopes and dreams in it. Or maybe I could just fill it with useless text... Like this. Oooh P.S. For those of you wondering, yes I did custom make my own layout. If you are interested in a similar layout, I can either make one for you for a reasonable agreed upon price, or set you up with the info and websites to make your own for free. The format I use is 100% customizable. Just drop me a PM. Also, if you've managed to read this far into all of my ramblings... Congratulations! You win ... my respect and deep admiration. Notably a feat not easily accomplished!