Re-post this if:
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you. I just defeated the devil. I just did! Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army
Jesus died on the cross,
and he was thinking of you!
If you are one of the 7% that will stand up for him put this on your page.
Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you are never alone.
Did you know 98% of teenagers will not stand up for GOD,
and 93% of people who read this will not put it on their page?
WE CAN CHANGE THAT!!
Teacher: Class can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
*students raise hand*
Teacher: Yes?
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Then you don't have a brain
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused at home.
See that man with the terrible scars? He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother recently died.
You never know what it's like until you walk a mile in their shoes. Trust me. I bet you won't repost this, only 5% do.
A story from another player's page:
I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back; the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this: "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sorrowful eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' "OK!" he said, "I hope I do have enough," I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your page. (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU:
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you just skipped No.5
8) You just checked if there is a No.5
9) You laugh at this because you fell for it and so does everyone else.
10) You are probably going to put this on your page to see who else falls for it.
Friends: Never ask for food.
Best Friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Best Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
Friends: Never seen you cry.
Best Friends: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
Best Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Best Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Friends: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
Best Friends: Will knock them out.
Friends: Will read this.
Best Friends: Will copy this too
Normal People: Drink water
Percy Jackson Fans: Douse themselves in saltwater before a fight
Normal People: Do activity book mazes
Percy Jackson Fans: Go into the Labyrinth
Normal People: Say my dad will punch you
Percy Jackson Fans: Say my dad curse you(With one of his awesome powers)
Normal People: Go to Hawaii on vacation
Percy Jackson Fans: Go to Long Island for vacation
Normal People: Ask for a random floor at the Empire State Building
Percy Jackson Fans: Ask for the six hundredth floor at the Empire State Building
Normal People: Ask fortune tellers for the future
Percy Jackson Fans: Consult the Oracle for the future
Normal People: Get friends to save you in battle
Percy Jackson Fans: Get turned into a tree to be safe from battle
Normal people: Would scream like a baby if they saw a drakon
Percy Jackson Fans: Would draw their sword and charge the drakon
Normal People:Will ignore this
Percy Jackson Fans:Will put this on their page
*Normal People say : “This is an amazing movie”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say:”This is the greatest show!”
*Normal People say: “All it takes is a lot of work and pain”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “A million dreams is all it’s gonna take”
*Normal People say “Wake up, time to get going with your life.”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “Come Alive, Come Alive. Let it burn so bright.”
*Normal People say. “Come on, this deal will help you,”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say:“ Oh darn, suddenly your free to fly, it’ll take you to the other side.”
*Normal People say: “I don’t have enough quac, bring me more!”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “It’ll never be enough, never be enough! For me.”
*Normal People say: “I am great, I am perfect the way I am.”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “I am brave, I am bruised, I am who I’m meant to be. This is me!”
*Normal People say: “We can be together, let’s break the rules.”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “Why don’t we rewrite the stars? Say that the world could be ours, tonight.”
*Normal People say: “We live a rare, exciting life.”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “And it’s all an adventure that comes with a breathtaking view. We’re walking a tightrope.”
*Normal People say: “I made a huge mistake, and now I’ve got to do something about it!”
*The Greatest Showman Fans say: “From now on! These eyes will not be blinded by the light!”
Ways to Stay Young
1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is
2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"
3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face
4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"
5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants
6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet
7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch
8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"
9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly
10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"
11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment
12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead
13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"
14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"
15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy
16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died
17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them
18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your page and don't ignore it, because the Bible says, "If you deny me in front of man, I will deny you in front of my Father, and the Glory of Heaven" When Jesus was hanging on the cross he was thinking of you! Whether you believe or not, God is ALWAYS with you. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t put this on their page! If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for Him, please put this on your page! God loves you so much. He will never leave you nor forsake you!
WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME
Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree,
but the boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
Here's to the girls:
To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful. Copy and paste this on your page if this is the type of girl that you are.
Who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how do you get to Sesame Street...why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps...Why do all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, why are eggs packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails... why is "abbreviated" such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song, Ba Ba Black Sheep and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... and why did you just try to sing those three previous songs...finally, just what is Victoria's secret? ........
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most people wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. 98% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 2% who would ask the person: "What was your first clue?” Copy this onto your profile.
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However, the only way to tell is if they 1. Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2. Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3. Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4. Burst out laughing when something funny happens. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people!
Last updated: 8-28-21
Thanks to the amazing players who can actually come up with these things (I get all my ideas from them)! Howrse wouldn't be the same without you guys. 
