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WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"

5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

6. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"

7. Skip rather than walk.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're just not in the mood.

11. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream " I WON, I WON! "

12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming, " They're loose! "

13. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. I have recently     

10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU:

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you just skipped No.5

8) You just checked if there is a No.5

9) You laugh at this because you fell for it and so does everyone else.

10) You are probably going to put this on your page to see who else falls for it.

Ways to Stay Young  

1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is  

2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"  

3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face  

4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"  

5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants  

6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet  

7. Go to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch  

8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"  

9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly  

10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"  

11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment  

12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead  

13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkes then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"  

14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"  

15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy  

16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died  

17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them  

18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However, the only way to tell is if they 1. Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2. Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3. Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4. Burst out laughing when something funny happens. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people!

WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME 

You say football, I say quidditch

You say coke, I say butterbeer

You say chemistry, I say potions

You say prison, I say Azkaban

You say forever, I say Always

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter

You say home, I say Hogwarts

I don't know what else to put here.

you can stop scrolling now

So, um, thanks for visiting my page, and bye!

hello? is anyone there to listen to me?

okay, this is final. DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

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Well, well, well you didn't listen I see. hope you had fun scrolling for nothing.

WAIT! want some candy? I'll give you some if you stop scrolling. okay, well not really, but you can go buy some right now if you stop scrolling RIGHT NOW.

what are you doing down here?

Good job not listening to me, rebel!! and thank you for letting me waste your time hehe