Hi there!!

Hope y'all have a fantastic day! :)

Also, the Lord of Potatoes shall rise once more! Tremble before his power!!

Edit:

The Lord of Potatoes kindly asks that you do not tremble before him, or indeed, fear him in any way. He is not out to destroy the world, or any part of it. In fact, being the Lord of Potatoes is enough of a job that he would not care to be Lord of anything else.

Please understand that the Lord of Potatoes is a benevolent being, and in no way has any plans whatsoever to do anything that may be construed as evil, dark, malevolent, bad, Dark, foul, Darke, wicked, corrupt, malignant, vile, or even remotely upsetting.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Further Edit:

Certain individuals have misconstrued the previous edit as sarcastic, believing that the Lord of Potatoes is in fact out to destroy the world or do something similarly evil, dark, malevolent, etc...

Please disregard these individuals, as they are confused and do not understand the reality that the Lord of Potatoes is a kind and benevolent being. They are lunatics and not to be heeded.

Indeed, anyone disparaging, denigrating, besmirching, maligning, or otherwise spreading negative, slanderous rumors are to be completely and utterly ignored. Our team is working to correct these individuals, so you shall not be bothered by their angry protests for much longer.

Thank you for your patience.