I love donkeys and want to start a GA donkey collection
Howdy there!
I love donkeys and want to start a GA donkey collection
All horses on the other horses page are for sale just email me and we can negotiate on the price THx
P.S if you send me a message with a meme you get a free BMI and it will go on my page!
My 150th congratulator will get a random BMIIf you stroke five Xanthos daily, you have a chance to win a Horn of Plenty or 10 energy points to your youngest foal:
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If you congratulate five Topaz daily you have a chance to win 50 Equus or 10 passes:
If you defrost Frost you might win a Hypnos' Blanket
Stroke one horse every 24-hours at the Safe Haven to win a surprise.
Don't forget to watch Advertising videos - Howrse US You might get items for your horses by watching the ads!
Click Community and choose Creation Space to earn 50 Equus per vote from the 5th to the 14th every month
I do not respond to PM's.
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell STOP!
2% of them would cheer
1% would take the baseball bat, hit the kid, and take the puppy
Post this on your page if you are that 1%
Re-post this if:
-you hear your name even if its not being called
-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice
(it was yes to most of these for me)
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your page and don't ignore it, because the Bible says, "If you deny me in front of man, I will deny you in front of my Father, and the Glory of Heaven" When Jesus was hanging on the cross he was thinking of you! Whether you believe or not, God is ALWAYS with you. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t put this on their page! If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for Him, please put this on your page! God loves you so much. He will never leave you nor forsake you! When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it,he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post this if you're in God's army
Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator!!!
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5. Stare at the people in the elevator. See how quickly they leave at their destination.
6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking. 7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was taped on the door when I came in.”
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "Let me out!"
12. When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
13.When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!"
SOMETHING THAT IS AWESOME (I do every single one of these) WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH.
WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER.
WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM.
WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT.
WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US.
WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL.
WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID.
W E HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR.
WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT.
WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS.
WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE.
WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER.
BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP.
WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,
CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,
TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME!
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.) On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs B
EST FRIENDS: Call your parents' DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up! "
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile!
Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asked you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
5. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
6. Don't use any punctuation
7. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you aren't in the mood
8. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
Girls: Wear high heels
Cowgirls: Wear tall boots
Girls: Have a mustang
Cowgirls: Have a REAL mustang
Girls: Fall in the mud and scream
Cowgirls: Fall in the mud and laugh
Girls: Fall of the curb trying to show off and cry
Cowgirls: Fall off their horse and get back on
Girls: Go off and cry
Cowgirls: Go off and cry into their horses neck
Girls: Ignore this
Cowgirls: Repost this
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