Iris Horse Girl
Warning to all players: Careful when selling important horses. Sometimes, you'll accidentally sell them for your team, and then it turns out you sold it in direct for 500e. This has happened to me multiple times, and most people are super cool about giving them back, but some aren't. If this happens to you, I can help you out. I'm sorry if it happens, it's really stressful, and I know how you feel.
Hi my name, well name on howrse is Iris Horse Girl, I love horse and friends, I love all my friends on howrse and love to chat. I also have an equestrian center named "Chestnut Stables" so you could check that out for me if you want. Feel free the send me a friend request, I accept most every one!I am VEGETARIAN!I love animals especially horses! I live with my mom, dad, brother and 11 pets. I have 8 fish, 1 cat named Panda, 1 dog named Disco and a tortoise named Pluto. My name used to be different but I just wanted to let you know that I am still the same person. I have horses for sale if you are interested in them. PM me if you like any of the horses I have. If you like any of the horses I have for sale currently you can PM me and I can reserve it for you.
Girls: Wear high heels. Cowgirls: Wear boots. Girls: Have mustangs. Cowgirls: Have REAL mustangs. Girls: Fall in the mud and scream! Cowgirls: Fall in the mud and laugh! Girls: Fall off the curb trying to show off and cry. Cowgirls: Fall off their horse and get right back on! Girls: Go off and cry. Cowgirls: Go off and cry into their horses' neck. Girls: Ignore this. Cowgirls: RE-POST THIS!!
You say room: I say stall
You say mall: I say barn
You say shopping: I say riding
You say skirts: I say jeans
You say high heels: I say boots
You say boys: I say stallions
You say jewelry: I say spurs
You say clean: I say dirty
You say pedicure: I say farrier
You say friends: I say horses
You say horses are stupid: I say YOU BETTER RUN !!!
Every 100th person to congratulate me get's a Iris Coat.The price will be 12 passes. If you congratulate me and you are the 600th person or something message me and type "bingo" Please tell me because I may forget which person gets the horse and mix it up.
If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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There was a mare sold to a man for $35, and then sold to someone else for $100. He tried to load her to take her to her new home but she balked and refused to load. So, he decided to force her in with pain - by wrapping barbed wire around her halter - each tug cutting her face more and more. Now he was getting angry, and decided to tie her to the trailer and drag her helplessly behind - the barbed wire cutting viciously into her face. Her hooves were literally sawed off and are mostly gone now. When she finally collapsed he only grew angrier, and unhitched the trailer rolling in on top of the exhausted mare. But her punishment wasn't enough, not until he shot her in the face. But with the stubbornness of a mule, she did not give up. Fortunately, through all this torture and abuse, the little mare survived. Her road to recovery will be a long one, but with your help, a possible one. The little mare's name is Naysa. COPY THIS STORY TO SHOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THIS POOR HORSE. WE WOULD LIKE THIS TO BE ON EVERY HOWRSE PAGE!!!!! <-- True story by the way. Look up Naysa the mare or horse in Google images to see what he did to her.
WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME!
I was your best friend as a kitten. You threw hairbands and I brought them back to you. You would happily pet me and call me your baby girl and princess. I loved you and kept you safe from the bad dreams that you had when you were little. As you got older, you brought more boys into the home. I saw you light some weed and crack every now and then, but loved you all the same. I slept by your side at night, but when a boy was in the home, you would kick me and throw me into the closet. I waited until the boy left and you let me out. As time progressed, you stopped feeding me and giving me water. You only fed me when you bred me and sold my beloved kits. When I was old and delivered a bad litter, you threw me and my kits outside to live in the cold and darkness. My kits were blind, one deaf, and my third was born dead. I thought you cared, but I was wrong. When winter struck, my kittens died and I lived in a trash can until the humane society found me. I was given food and shelter, but no attention that an old she-cat needed. People would look at me through my cage, they would smile and wave, but no-one ever took me home. I was too old for anyone's likings. One cold winter day, a man with tears in his eyes took me out of my cage and into a light-filled room. He told me I was going to a better and pain-free place. I purred and licked his hand weakly as he placed the antiseptic needle in my veins. As I closed my eyes, I thought of you, my hurtful owner, that I loved and cared for when you were young. It was I who made you laugh when you were about to cry. It was I, the old female cat, that put up with you as you grew older, and this was the thanks I got. I closed my eyes and entered a pain-free place, as the lovely man promised me. Copy this story onto your page if you hate animal abuse and if it brought tears to your eyes as it did mine.
Type your name: Iris Horse Girl
Type your name with your eyes closed: Iris Horse Gurl
Type your name with your elbow: iktris hor5se4 goittl
Type your name with your nose: iris horsebngirl
Bash your head on the keyboard: hyj
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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "That was AWESOME!!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile. 99% of teenage girls would give anything to have a boyfriend. Post this on you page if you are part of the 1% that would dump him for a horse.
Ways to Stay Young
1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonald's is 2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants 6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch 8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly 10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment 12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead(Did that the other day)13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy 16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died 17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them 18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"
Congratulate me if....
-You hate it when you come out of the shower and your hair soaks your shirt
-You stare at people when they stare at you until they drop their gaze
-Your whole family is tired of hearing how much you want a horse
-You hate the suspense of your teachers saying they want to talk to you privately.
Repost if this is true for you!
I will also give you a congrats and present when ever I feel like it or if you give me one. I hope you liked my presentation, I know it isn't the best but I hoped you liked it anyway. I am really enjoying this game and having fun, and I hope you are too!
I hope you enjoyed my presentation, Have a good day! Bye!