I AM LOOKING FOR AN AP FARMER ASAP! PM ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED!!!

Addy is my half lease horse, and my entire life right now. Her real name is Addison. She is about 15.3 hh, a Chestnut Quarter Horse. (She is my profile picture. Do not steal it, I will report you.) She's my best friend, lol, horses are so much more loyal than humans. (No offense to my human friends.) She is my favorite horse in the entire world.

 

 

 

  

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN PRETENDING TO BE COLOR BLIND! BLM!!! 100%. I'm not going to pretend that I don't see your race. I'm not going to say 'Oh, I don't think of you as black', or 'oh, I don't think of you as latino/latinex/latina.' That's like expecting that someone is white. And that's really not cool.

I SUPPORT ANYONE IN THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY. I've got VERY good friends that are members of the LGBTQ community! If you are, I totally accept that. 

I BELIEVE IN HAVING GENDERS TREATED EQUALLY. 

I KNOW THAT COVID IS REAL. Wear your mask, the faster we help, the faster covid goes away.

 

Type your name: Horse Lady Nur

Type your name with your eyes closed: HOrse Lady Nur

Type your name with your elbow: Horedse  L:sfdyu \ NMiurt

Type your name with your nose: Horse Lady Nur

Bash your head on the keyboard: er y67it

I got that off of ilovemycat's page. Super fun! Very nice person.

You say room: I say stall 

You say mall: I say barn

You say shopping: I say riding

You say skirts: I say jeans

You say high heels: I say boots

You say boys: I say stallions

You say jewelry: I say spurs

You say clean: I say dirty

You say pedicure: I say farrier

You say friends: I say horses

You say horses are stupid: I say YOU BETTER RUN !!!

Girls: Wear high heels. Cowgirls: Wear boots. Girls: Have mustangs. Cowgirls: Have REAL mustangs. Girls: Fall in the mud and scream! Cowgirls: Fall in the mud and laugh! Girls: Fall off the curb trying to show off and cry. Cowgirls: Fall off their horse and get right back on! Girls: Go off and cry. Cowgirls: Go off and cry into their horses' neck. Girls: Ignore this. Cowgirls: RE-POST THIS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "That was AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. 

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will give you two days notice before coming to your house.

BEST FRIENDS: Will randomly come knock on your door saying: "HEY! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their profile. 

Got that off of ilovemycat's page, too. Hilarious!

99% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. 1% would laugh and slam the door in his face. Paste this on your page if your that 1%.

Got it off of fionaking's page.

 I was your best friend as a kitten. You threw hairbands and I brought them back to you. You would happily pet me and call me your baby girl and princess. I loved you and kept you safe from the bad dreams that you had when you were little. As you got older, you brought more boys into the home. I saw you light some weed and crack every now and then, but loved you all the same. I slept by your side at night, but when a boy was in the home, you would kick me and throw me into the closet. I waited until the boy left and you let me out. As time progressed, you stopped feeding me and giving me water. You only fed me when you bred me and sold my beloved kits. When I was old and delivered a bad litter, you threw me and my kits outside to live in the cold and darkness. My kits were blind, one deaf, and my third was born dead. I thought you cared, but I was wrong. When winter struck, my kittens died and I lived in a trash can until the humane society found me. I was given food and shelter, but no attention that an old she-cat needed. People would look at me through my cage, they would smile and wave, but no-one ever took me home. I was too old for anyone's likings. One cold winter day, a man with tears in his eyes took me out of my cage and into a light-filled room. He told me I was going to a better and pain-free place. I purred and licked his hand weakly as he placed the antiseptic needle in my veins. As I closed my eyes, I thought of you, my hurtful owner, that I loved and cared for when you were young. It was I who made you laugh when you were about to cry. It was I, the old female cat, that put up with you as you grew older, and this was the thanks I got. I closed my eyes and entered a pain-free place, as the lovely man promised me. Copy this story onto your page if you hate animal abuse and if it brought tears to your eyes as it did mine. 

WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME!

Again, I stole that off of ilovemycat's page.

 

 Help this little horse make her way around Howrse by posting this on your page! (You will have to right click on the little purple horse first and then select copy. You will then have to paste it onto your page on HTML mode, and add the text!)

Autumn
Breed: Anglo-Arab Gender: Filly Coat: Palomino Owner: Horse Lady Nur
Create-A-Horse made by izzyhorselover

 

 There was a mare sold to a man for $35, and then sold to someone else for $100. He tried to load her to take her to her new home but she balked and refused to load. So, he decided to force her in with pain - by wrapping barbed wire around her halter - each tug cutting her face more and more. Now he was getting angry, and decided to tie her to the trailer and drag her helplessly behind - the barbed wire cutting viciously into her face. Her hooves were literally sawed off and are mostly gone now. When she finally collapsed he only grew angrier, and unhitched the trailer rolling in on top of the exhausted mare. But her punishment wasn't enough, not until he shot her in the face. But with the stubbornness of a mule, she did not give up. Fortunately, through all this torture and abuse, the little mare survived. Her road to recovery will be a long one, but with your help, a possible one. The little mare's name is Naysa. COPY THIS STORY TO SHOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THIS POOR HORSE. WE WOULD LIKE THIS TO BE ON EVERY HOWRSE PAGE!!!!! <-- True story by the way. Look up Naysa the mare or horse in Google images to see what he did to her. 

I got that off of fionaking's page. Really nice person, by the way!

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Ways to Stay Young

1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is

2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"

3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face

4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"

5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants

6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet

7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch

8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"

9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly

10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"

11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment

12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead

13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"

14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"

15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy

16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died

17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them

18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!" 

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused at home.

See that man with the terrible scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother recently died.

You never know what it's like until you walk a mile in their shoes. Trust me. I bet you won't repost this, only 5% do

I got that off of Hello's page.

Everyone posts stuff on their pages about how bad it is to abuse cats and dogs. And it's true! But, be honest. Have you ever seen something standing up for farm animals rights? No! (and if so, I would like to know about it.) Cows have feelings too! So do chickens, fish, goats, pigs, and all other animals that are killed millions of times a day. Post this on your page if you believe that farm animals are just as important as dogs and cats, and other pets. 

Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)

On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Congratulate me if....

-You hate it when you come out of the shower and your hair soaks your shirt

-You stare at people when they stare at you until they drop their gaze

-Your whole family is tired of hearing how much you want a horse

-You hate the suspense of your teachers saying they want to talk to you privately.

Repost if this is true for you! 

Thank you for reading 

                        Take care,

                                   Horse Lady Nur

It isn't really worth it, you know.

Why would you want to keep scrolling down?

Seriously, you should stop.

Congratulations! You've made it to the bottom! If you want, friend me. I love to chat, so PM me and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible.

You've made it to the REAL bottom. You've got patience! Congratulations, for real now! PM me your favorite breed of horse and I'll reserve a horse of that breed for you. The price will be at least 1000 Equus, depending on how much I bought the horse for, or if I bred the horse, how much the covering was. Happy Howrsing!

(This is kind of fun: wish for somthing you really want after the count down! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1, Now close your eyes and make a wish .******************** .Now put this as your page and your wish will come true! You have 19 minutes! Or what you wished for will be the opposite of what you wished for it really works)