I definitely play on here for fun and I don't have horses IRL. 

Howrse is the closest I can get to owning a horse, honestly.

In 2023 I actually got to ride a horse for the first time in Kentucky! Something about riding one is so mystical--you feel them breathe, their body moving as you ride, and overall vibe with them. The two of you enter such a zen state.

I'd love to go on one again.