Re-post this if

-you hear your name even if its not being called

-you hate hearing your voice in recordings.

-you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.

-you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.

-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.

-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.

-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.

-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.

 Found this on eve36’s page :

Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)

On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)

On a take away coffee cup: Caution: Hot beverages are hot. (So should we have...expected it to be cold?)

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp: In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly. (Don't floods and flash flood come at the same speed?)

In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets. (so....people shove their pets in a microwave to dry them?)

On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft: Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing. (So in mid flight...they can face backward?)

On the bottom of a cola bottle: Do not open here. (How do you open it from the bottom?)

A car park sign: Entrance only. Do not enter. (I thought you enter thought a entrance...well I guess I was wrong...)

A sign in a street in Hong Kong: Beware of people. (hmm?....There's people there...and there....OMG! RUN! THERE'S PEOPLE!)

Rules on a tram in Prague: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted. (but...they're already dead...)

On a bottle of baby lotion: Keep away from children. (Then why is it called baby lotion?)

In a car handbook: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors. (what?...shouldn't you close the door than lock it?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.