Ew. ew ew ew ew ew. I somehow got off of the 'Classic' version, and wow. It was confusing. I'm so happy I figure out how to get the tan color scheme back, I didn't like whatever that was.
Eek! I'm sorry for being so inactive! I'm super busy, but I'll try to get on more frequently. I know that I am still quite inactive, so if you want to unfriend me, it won't break my heart. If my friends are inactive for over 100 days, I will be unfriending, but I will accept any friend requests that I see on time!
Most of my horses are for sale, please contact me with an offer, and I'll see what I can do!
Thank you Volk for being my 300th congratulator!
Thank you Just me ^-^ for being my 400th congratulator!
Thank you Echo Princess for being my 600th congratulator!
Thank you Icewing for being my 700th congratulator!
Thank you Colleen McDonald for being my 1,000th congratulator!
Thank you Hufflepuff12 for being my 1,300th congratulator!
Hello! I'm 7z (Sevens) and I've had Howrse accounts before, but they were deleted a while ago, so I'm restarting.
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I love rping and writing short stories and fanfictions. If you want to rp with me, just message me and tell me what you want to do specifically and I'll se what I can do!
Book series I like: Wings of Fire and Warriors, basically anything that Tui T. Sutherland wrote.
Hobbies: Art, Cosplaying, Dancing, Acting, Singing, Reading, Writing, and Role playing.
More info: I'm taking an American Sign Language class which is super fun! I am also taking two ballet classes and I am a teacher's assistant for another ballet class. I'm a new member in the Alphabet Mafia (I think I've been in it for 2 years now?). ((edit: taken <3)) I am trying to play every day and congratulate people back, so I'm sorry if I miss you!
If you want any of my horses for any reason, please tell me the name, gender, and breed. I may not choose to sell, so please don't beg. Offers or horse swaps are a possibility.
(Taken from mathcrazy's page:)
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(In case if you can't tell, I'm a Christian. Don't worry though, I won't shove my beliefs down your throat)
(taken from horseloverks page)
You carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. When he see's you living it..... He flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy & paste to your page if you're in God's Army!
(taken from Stitch123's page)
Type your name: 7zzzzzzz
Type your name with your eyes closed: 7zzzzzzz
Type your name with your elbow: 78zzzzzzz
Type your name with your nose: 7zzszzzzz
Type your name with your pinkie: 7zzzzzzz
Bang your head on your keyboard: yuth7yu
WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME
Ways to Stay Young
1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is
2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"
3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face
4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"
5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants
6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet
7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch
8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"
9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly
10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"
11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment
12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead
13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"
14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"
15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy
16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died
17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them
18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... uh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, um...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that - I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're just not in the mood.
11. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream " I WON, I WON! "
12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming, " They're loose! "
13. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. I have recently.
If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway.
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If slow computers drive you CRAZY.
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
Then you're probably pregnant. (or just weird like me >-<)
(taken from CrystalWater789's page)
Post this if... You use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called. You say the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next. You and your best friend can say one word and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You dislike it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You really dislike it when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You dislike it when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "That was AWESOME!!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put it on their page.
Things to do in an elevator:
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "Let me out!"
12. When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13.When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!"
~post this on your page if you laughed when you read this~