With college and work I won't be on much, mainly to keep my ec running, enter the GP every so often, etc
I am an adult player, I have accounts on the Uk, Int'l, and AU servers, I go on them at random times.
NOTE: My avatar and the pic background on my layout are real pictures of my REAL DOG AND REAL HORSES (my horse and a horse at my barn). DO NOT STEAL!
I was your best friend as a kitten. You threw hairbands and I brought them back to you. You would happily pet me and call me your baby girl and princess. I loved you and kept you safe from the bad dreams that you had when you were little. As you got older, you brought more boys into the home. I slept by your side at night, but when a boy was in the home, you would kick me and throw me into the closet. I waited until the boy left and you let me out. As time progressed, you stopped feeding me and giving me water. You only fed me when you bred me and sold my beloved kits. When I was old and delivered a bad litter, you threw me and my kits outside to live in the cold and darkness. My kits were blind, one deaf, and my third was born dead. I thought you cared, but I was wrong. When winter struck, my kittens died and I lived in a trash can until the humane society found me. I was given food and shelter, but no attention that an old she-cat needed. People would look at me through my cage, they would smile and wave, but no-one ever took me home. I was too old for anyone's likings. One cold winter day, a man with tears in his eyes took me out of my cage and into a light filled room. He told me I was going to a better and pain free place. I purred and licked his hand weakly as he placed the antiseptic needle in my veins. As I closed my eyes, I thought of you, my hurtful owner, that I loved and cared for when you were young. It was I who made you laugh when you were about to cry. It was I, the old female cat, that put up with you as you grew older, and this was the thanks I got. I closed my eyes and entered a pain free place, as the lovely man promised me. Copy this story onto your page if you hate animal abuse and if it brought tears to your eyes as it did mine.
3/11/16-------------First divine (Devoted Indigo) after 4 years on game and the "Orion Glitch" (Those of you who have had this happen to you know what it is).
4/16-------------Second Divine (first Greyfell) won in the Card Packs during Equestrian Job Contest
12/10/16-------------Onyx
Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asked you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.Skip rather than walk
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name,rock bottom
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13.When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14.Put this on your page to make someone else smile
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed...
Here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, huh?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...... fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that- I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)
On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread this copy and paste this into your profile. (Credit goes to SirRockyTiger)
"Don't cry for the horses that life has set free. A million white horses forever to be. Don't cry for the horses now in God's hands. As they prance and they dance in a heavenly band. They're ours as a gift, but never to keep. As they close their eyes forever to sleep. Their spirits unbound. On silver wings they fly. A million white horses against the blue sky. Look up into heaven, you'll see them above. The horses we lost, the horses we loved. Manes and tails flowing they gallop through time. They never were yours. They never were mine. Don't cry for the horses. They'll be back someday. When our time has come, they will show us the way."
Brenda Riley Seymore
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