I don't play like I used to. Kind of just trading and stockpiling my things for the day that maybe I do have more time to play. Probably not anytime soon.
RIP Novie, sometimes a friend on Howrse is a friend for life. Miss you more than you'll ever know.
please still do not send me friend requests without asking first! Thank youuu 
Want to sell me something? Scroll down!
This doesn't really apply anymore. I am not on enough to be interested in selling or buying anything. Sorry!
Buying From Me:
Do not be afraid to make an offer! 
Please do not ask me what's the lowest I'll take or how much I'm looking. I'll redirect you to my page if you do. I mean it's like if you were broke and had to sell your computer or something you loved and someone asked you "How low?" Like seriously? It's practically offensive. What am I looking for? An offer 
The worst I can tell you is no right? But I almost will never say no. I'll counter negotiate.
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Selling to Me:
No Chat Speak! SEND ME A LINK. I'm not going to look for it. If you can't link then send me the tab name OR the horse's name. Please don't act like you're doing me a favor because, unless you have the one coat below, most likely you aren't. 
If I have a question then answer it. Don't just keep pressing on me to buy something.
Thank y'all! I'm more than happy to see anything you have to sell to me but I just would like others to message me the way I message others _______________________
Warning:
If you message me then friend request me before I've even answered I'm going to assume you are trying to check if I am currently on. Both your friend request and message will be declined. 
Depending on my mood and your message I might even block you. I don't check up on people and I would prefer if people didn't check up on me. I usually don't intentionally ignore a message and I don't intend on starting now. Be patient I'll get to your message when I get to it.
Also don't ask why I declined. It's creepy. If some stranger comes up to you and starts asking for your stuff and you don't answer THEN they start asking for your number wouldn't you be creeped out? 
Let's apply real life manners to games
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I'm not a mean player. I'm realistic. I am nice but if you get offended by blunt truth (truth =/= offenses) then we can't possibly be friends.
LET US GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE:
Getting a little tired of players complaining about uni breeding. I've been a uni breeder since 2011. (I know it says 2013 but I had an account before this that got "hacked" and deleted. So yes 2011). And because I am such a dedicated breeder and love my breed/species/etc I get a little peeved by the stubbornness, rudeness, and just "behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgment.
" (definition.)
So let's get some things straight shall we?
1. Hera Packs DON'T automatically give you unicorns!!!
Hestia Gifts DO automatically give you unicorns!
What is a hestia's gift you ask?
Looks like this ->
<- not this and not that ->
<- This!
It's a wonderful semi-rare item that will occasionally be released in the Black market for a limited time or in Promos as a prize! Wonderful item that gives you 100% guarantee that you will get a unicorn baby for ONE breeding! Just ONE! So use it wisely! You MUST put it on a unicorn. It doesn't work if it's just sitting in your Black Market inventory!
2. Hestia Gifts DON'T give you twins!! (SERIOUSLY where does this come from?!?! You're killing me smalls.)
In order to get twins you MUST put a Hera Pack or Fertility Wand WITH the Hestia Gift to get TWIN UNICORNS.
3. Isis does NOT give you unicorns automatically! You NEED a Hestia's gift! That's the ONLY way to get a unicorn guaranteed.
4. You do NOT need a Hestia's gift to breed a unicorn!!
You have a 1 in 5 chance to breed a unicorn!
THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT AFTER 5 TRIES YOU GET A UNICORN!
Just like the lottery is a 1 in a million chance just because you get 1 million tickets over the next 100 years does not mean that on your 1 millionth try you win!
Just like nobody actually counts out to the number of babies born into the world and every 25th baby is marked as a smoker.
1 in 5 chance = 1/5 = 20% chance
EACH breeding you have a 20% chance of getting a unicorn! Every breeding! Not at the 5th breeding!
So stop being annoying and ridiculous and saying "Well that's dumb and unfair unicorns are such a waste of time." or something along those lines. YOU ARE PLAYING A GAME. Games are meant to waste time genius. You have plenty of time to waste just like I do.
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If you are having problems with me "stomping" you let me know and I'll try to help you get wins. I never enter in competitions with horses who's names are BLUPPING
IN THE NAME. I never look at the affix so if you put it on the affix tough luck. The only time I remember affixes is when they are horses I can't defeat.
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Thoughts with Bullet
I always forget that I need to have an adult advisory. It's weird cause I know when I first started playing this game in 2009 I wasn't an adult.... and now I am. Wow.... time really just flew.
Anyways:
I'm an adult so please ask your parents for permission before messaging me.
