How to Keep a Health Level of Insanity
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5.Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face
7.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk
9. Don t use any punctuation
10.Sing along at the opera
11.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood
14.Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
15.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
17.AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY..........PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE SOMEONE SMILE.