things trainers have said

By echo_farms, February 8, 2024 21:04:59
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hello im echo and i thought this would be fun you pretty much just put some funny thing you have said your trainer has said to you or something you have heard a traner say

heres some my trainer has said to me

stop staring at your horses head i will tell you if it falls of

was that a jumping form of a chicken imitation

stooop loooking at your barrles!!

i could have been a vet or a teacher or in the army but nooooooo im here


one more time
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By blackheart ranch, February 10, 2024 19:25:06
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hahaha this is going to be funny



your trying to show of your horse not turn him into a disco ball

dont ague with that horse hes not your husband

your riding a horse not a harly

i need a extra glass of whine tonight

i cant with this right now *walks out of arena*

Stop That Old Hag!

that was horid one more time *ten more one more time later* ok this is the last time
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By jasminehere, February 19, 2024 22:25:26
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*teaching us to do sitting trot in saddle so we can canter* I love watching peoples faces during this it's like watching a toddler concentrate

*randomly teaching us Spanish for no reason*

doctor Piper *Horse named Piper wearing a doctor pepper themed ear bonnet*

*moves our legs in our stirrups* *also enjoying our shock at why it makes our legs feel longer*

(there's more but these are the first ones I thought of)
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By Fluffycowdog3, March 5, 2024 02:20:57
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Get her to stop......become a potato
One more time.......maybe
Don't embarrass the family
It's too cold for this
Do it again, I wasn't watching
(As she takes away our stirrups) I'm torturing you today!
Don't die today, we've already dumped one person in the dirt
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By saa27, April 25, 2024 01:59:03
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If you fall off land on your feet so I can say we were practicing emergency dismounts. I don't feel like doing paperwork today
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